Sunday, September 26, 2021

Joe and Donald's United States of Chaos

 Rarely a week seemed to go by during the Trump years when the sky wasn't falling. The cable news already has a tendency of covering every single day like it could be the last, but this was different. Even powerful people seemed legitimately confused and nobody seemed to know what the fuck was going on. COVID turned the whole country inside out and the sporadic government lockdowns only seemed to make shit worse. Riots raged through cities large and small while the police declared war on their own citizens. The borders became a warzone while ICE dragged children from hospital beds and locked them up in glorified dog kennels. 

At the center of it all was a demented orange president with seemingly zero game plan and an administration that couldn't shoot straight. Most of the time they seemed to be shooting at each other; leaking sensitive information to the press, plotting wars that never materialized, sabotaging each other's peace deals, and getting shit-canned left and right. The system literally seemed to be eating itself and the press seemed to vacillate between covering the spectacle with heartless glee and hyperventilating in a corner with a brown paper bag like the rest of us.

There was a very sick side of me that took a degree of sadistic joy in this myself. I'm not proud of this, innocent people were getting fucked, but after decades of holding the public in the palm of their hands, the establishment appeared to have lost all control of the narrative. Trump's cantankerous ship of fools did awful things to poor people across the globe like any other administration, but they were too incoherent to do anything substantial on the world stage. Trump kept all the old wars he pretended to hate raging but he failed to start any new ones and it wasn't like he didn't try. 

He did quite literally everything but invade Venezuela and Iran, but even despotic douchebags like Maduro and the Mullahs always seemed to get the drop on him. Everything Trump tried fell apart and the establishment was beside themselves. They seemed to take out their anger out on Trump by insisting that he was a puppet of the Kremlin even while Putin's supposed puppet was shredding Soviet era peace treaties left and right like an Enron ticker tape parade. None of it made any sense. All I knew was that there were no new boots on the ground in Caracas or Tehran and the whole world seemed to finally be waking up to the fact that this empire I've despised since I was 13 years old was a five alarm dumpster fire.

But your average American isn't a craven anti-imperialist anarchist like me. By 2019, the whole goddamn country was exhausted by the confounding hijinks of the Trump junta and was desperately seeking something old and reliable to comfort them by the fire of their smoldering super-state. Their miracle came pre-packaged by the equally exhausted elites in the form of Joe Biden, who was sold to the country across nearly every corporate news medium as the human personification of warm milk. Redneck country was still mad as hell and hopelessly in love with Trump's strange populist cult of personality, but the suburbs rejoiced in a childlike opportunity to turn back time to the wonder years of the Obama era. But this prospect was what scared me most.

In my short life, America was never more dangerous than it was under Obama; a man who could arm Al-Qaeda in Syria, turn Libya into a scorched open air slave market, back neo-Nazis in Ukraine, and deport more people in two weeks than Trump could in two years, all while charming the pants off of the international community and convincing liberal America that he was the reincarnation of JFK. This was the motherfucker who built Trump's kiddie concentration camps at the border and gave him an arsenal of toy planes to bomb shithole countries with, and his consigliere was being ushered back into the White House by a united press corps willing to bury every dead hooker they found in the trunk of his derelict son's Mercedes under a layer of censorship and shadow bans. God help me, but I was way more freaked out about Biden than I was about Trump. Trump only had Fox News in his pocket and the worst they could pull off was an insurrection at The Villages. 

About a year later and rarely a week seems to go by during the Biden regime when the sky isn't falling. Joe's presstitutes in the Fourth Estate do their damnedest to sugar coat the mess but even the suburbs aren't buying it anymore. COVID is still raging, cops are still lynching unarmed Black men with impunity, and the borders are wilder than they've ever been as the concentration camps remain full and the Border Patrol corrals Haitians by the thousands like Ku Klux cowboys from hell. At the center of it all is a rapidly disintegrating old wreck of a president with seemingly zero game plan and an administration that can't shoot straight. And with the confusing clusterfuck in Afghanistan, they seem to be on the brink of shooting each other over a foreign policy decision that nobody seems to understand, myself included.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happier than a heroin addict in Panjshir that we finally got the hell out of that mess, but I still have know earthly idea why Joe did it. Even with dementia, Biden is a lifelong neoliberal chicken-hawk who has never made peace with anyone, and now he's willing to piss off every industrial complex who made his toxic career possible to do the right thing for the first time in his life and die on a hill that even a Kennedy would have bombed to kingdom come? It doesn't make any fucking sense, nothing about this administration does. It's almost as if Trump never left the White House.

And that's just it. Americans, even jaded ones like me, often make the mistake of defining the politics of the day by whatever asshole happens to be sitting in the Oval Office. But that's not how this country really works. America has never really been a democracy. Every four years we vote for another sock puppet to run the PR campaign, but it's always the same revolving door of generals, lobbyists, and deep state hacks running the show behind the curtain. The rhetoric may change but the motives remain the same. As I pointed out above, Obama built the camps and the drones and both Trump and Biden used them. Similarly, the chaos that defined the Trump years is still defining Biden's reign as well.

That's because the American Empire as we know it is falling apart. Biden and Trump are symptoms of this collapse, not the cause of it. After twenty years of trying to dominate the Middle East and Central Asia to choke off Russia and China from the rest of the world, the elites are still no closer to preventing the unstoppable rise of a multi-polar Eurasian century. So they're losing their shit and dividing into warring factions; the Russophobic neocons, the Sinophobic realists, all of them are devoted to the same cause of preserving an empire that is crumbling through their fingers, but none of them seem to agree on how to prevent the inevitable. 

Maybe Afghanistan was a concession to China. Maybe we made a deal with the Taliban to let the country serve as a base for destabilizing Xinjiang. Maybe Hunter Biden burned his dope dealer in the Northern Alliance. Maybe all of the above. I honestly have no idea, but it all points to an empire without a coherent game plan and perhaps that is the silver lining here. When powerful people begin fucking up, the powerless people have an opportunity to get the upper hand. My advice is to forget Washington and their vexing melodrama. It's a rerun of Dynasty that you don't have to watch. Build something new in your own neck of this dying empire while Washington burns. Start a commune. Buy a farm. Drop out of this shithole country while your young. Joe and Donald's United States of Chaos is coming down with or without you. You don't have to make this inevitability any more tragic by coming down with it.



Peace, Love, & Empathy- Nicky/CH



Soundtrack; songs that influenced this post

*  Silver Lining by Rilo Kiley

*  Down In It by Nine Inch Nails

*  The Mess Inside by the Mountain Goats

*  Cowboys From Hell by Pantera

*  London Calling by the Clash

*  Peace Sells by Megadeath

*  Blank Generation by Richard Hell & the Voidoids

5 comments:

  1. “Proximity to power has an unsurprising ability to mutate a politician's spinal cord into bright yellow jelly.”
    ― Tariq Ali

    e.g. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=bill+hicks+the+puppet+sho+the+elite&atb=v233-1&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNdNmnjWSMAM

    "We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
    ― Louis D. Brandeis

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  2. When a natural monster kills helpless people, it's as horrible as anything can get. I know because it has happened to me several times. But Covid-19 and global warming may seem to be mindless monsters but they are both grabbing human civilization and forcing it to behave properly or die. People who refuse to accept that reality are wiped away and the stronger they resist behaving sensibly, the more quickly they are demolished. Evolution has no mercy. Huge changes to society like working at home and renewable energy sources and total changes in education and medicine are being pushed by these frightful alternatives or we will not survive. No doubt it's touch and go but changes are being forced at a velocity humanity has never experienced before. There remains a very small chance we may come to our senses and survive.

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  3. It remains annoying to hear repeatedly about the fantasy of democracy that now and previously exists. The merciless butchers who have ruled civilization since agriculture made it possible have been forced by pragmatic necessities to permit populations to multiply to supply the controllers with herds of workers to provide the everlasting elites with the wealth that they desire but democracy is about as real as going to heaven or hell after we die. The guts of civilization are the economics of the industries that employ the workers and businesses have always been run as dictatorships who openly murder any strong objection to absolute control. Democratic concessions can occasionally be forced but the death of organized labor is quite obvious in the USA and much of the nations of the world where it occasionally has been effective.

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  4. I am of a mind that any claims of the existence of "democracy" are a sham as long as the state exists ("democracy" here meant as "the absence of minority rule").

    Yes, I too, in my own sick sort of way, am somewhat gleeful to see that even a media approved president can be as much a fuck up as a media disdained president.

    Consumer price inflation is going to be the next big thing within a year or two, and it's going to piss off everyone except the 1%. Hopefully the state and its wealthy sycophants will properly get the blame, but I'm not holding my breath. It is sad that those of us on fixed incomes have to wait the entire year for any adjustment of our incomes to compensate for the price increases, while those price increases progress throughout the year. It has become painfully obvious to me that inflation does not help the poor and working classes.

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  5. Yeah I wonder who finally decided it was time to take advantage of inflation, or maybe those giving money away could give two shits what the effect on the economy will be.
    AS FAR AS THE Joe and Don show I am reminded of what Will Durant said in his story of civilization concerning the french revolution. The govt was not exceedingly corrupt or overbearing but what sunk it was pampleteers that constantly stirred the public against the ruling class.....

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