So, the communists are coming again or at least so screech the doom merchants over at the GOP. Fox News is ablaze with round-the-clock, wall-to-wall coverage of the Democratic Party's fall beneath the unstoppable onslaught of the deadly DSA; a Maoist cult of ultra-woke, brown grad students just itching to open the borders and empty the suburbs into the killing fields of a terrifyingly transgender Khmer Rouge cover band.
I'm not the communist I once was but it actually sounds pretty sexy when I write it down like that. Unfortunately, all available evidence suggests that this latest red scare is just more post-McCarthyite fan fic from an increasingly desperate Republican Party.
The recent rash of electoral victories by candidates associated with the DNC-affiliated Democratic Socialists of America are not inconsequential but they're hardly a sign of some kind of national red surge either. DSA backed candidates won three out of 26 House elections in deep red districts during New York's recent Democratic primaries along with a smattering of other recent primary wins in other liberal-progressive strongholds across the country.
In other words, a big red nothing affecting elections that no Republican was ever going to win anyway. For Stalin's sake, their Lenin, Zohran Mamdani, is the mayor of the wealthiest city on earth, elected overwhelmingly by rich, white, trust-fund hipsters attempting to stamp a red star on the once brown neighborhoods they're rapidly gentrifying with luxury lofts and vegan cafes.
None of this is likely to have any effect whatsoever on flyover country but that is the target audience for a good 90% of the GOP intelligentsia's breathless coverage of what has to be the world's bougieist revolution. That's because the GOP doesn't fear the DSA. The GOP fears rogue Republicans and disenchanted independents who are growing increasingly impatient with a party held hostage by the personality cult of a now exposed Zionist pedophile and his pointless, bullshit forever-war with Iran.
Donald Trump, the monster truck Svengali who the GOP has built their entire post-neocon identity around over the last decade, is about six miles underwater with his approval ratings generally hovering somewhere south of 40%. The Republican Party's polls aren't looking much better with the equally despised Democrats looking poised to snatch up a seven-seat majority in the House.
What the fuck else are the Republicans going to run on? The Epstein Files? Their disastrous trade war with China? That other bloodbath in Ukraine that Trump promised to end on day one of his reelection 19 months ago? Nope. All they've got is a mouthy brat-pack of social media socialists to spook the elderly with.
As far as Kansas or Kentucky are concerned, the DSA is little more than a big red paper tiger. They are not coming for your guns. They are not even leaving the city limits of Gotham, Chicago and a handful of other metropolitan areas that most country folk, me included, will never step foot in.
However, according to the left, and I'm talking about the real fucking left here; the kind of people radical enough to publish a luddite genderfuck hillbilly anarchist like yours truly; it is the Democratic Party that the DSA poses the greatest threat to. Frankly, that sounds lovely, but do they?
Dari Aliza Chevalier certainly has a few soundbites that even a grey-sexual, post-left pessimist can get horny over but there was something profoundly strange about the DSA's big takeover in the New York primaries. Those motherfuckers swept house wherever they planted the red flag, winning 9 out of the ten primaries they ran in, but not one DSA candidate even took aim at the big shots. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and Governor Kathy Hochul, both dyed in the wool Wall Street Zionists, ran totally uncontested.
That's because the DSA's game has never been about revolution, it is about giving revolutionary cache to an existentially counter-revolutionary party, and this has been the long con going back to the organization's inception.
The Democratic Socialists of America was founded in 1982 through the merger of the old left Democratic Socialist Organizing Committee, led by the outspokenly pro-Zionist and anti-SDS Michael Harrington, and the more activist oriented new left New American Movement, which itself was the product of the section of the Students for a Democratic Society too limp wristed to go underground.
From the beginning, the DSA essentially carried on Harrington's old DSOC mission of realigning the far left back beneath the careful tutelage of DNC apparatchiks and AFL-CIO bureaucrats or, as Harrington put it, using the label of socialism to play "a pro-American, Cold War, State Department kind of role" and shoot for "the left wing of the possible."
However, since the DSA's inception, we have only seen the Democratic Party move farther to the right than we have ever believed possible while the Republican Party has essentially mutated into some crude form of cable television monarchy complete with a reality show President and a televangelist State Department.
However, since Harrington croaked and Bernie Sanders turned on a whole new generation to social democracy, the DSA has received something of a make-over. With their numbers exploding from 6,000 in 2015 to 120,000 by 2026, some hardliners in the DSA have suggested rejecting the ghost of Michael Harrington; embracing anti-Zionism and calling for a new strategy known by some as the "Dirty Break" which calls for a much more adversarial relationship with mainstream Democrats, some even going so far as to refuse to endorse Democratic presidential candidates in 2016 and 2024.
As much as I would love to believe in the authenticity of such gestures, I continue to have serious doubts. While many if not most of the DSA new blood seem to be legit in their aspirations to reign in Wall Street and the Prison Industrial Complex, the resulting careers of their organization's most successful alumni paint a very different picture.
The shining star of the DSA, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, not only voted against defunding Israel's Iron Dome and for a House resolution to officially define anti-Zionism as a form of antisemitism, but she was also instrumental in facilitating the DNC's failed attempt to endow Joe Biden and Kamala Harris with a sheen of leftist street cred, delivering a primetime speech endorsing the neoliberal odd couple at the 2024 Democratic National Convention in Chicago, praising their non-existent attempts to secure a ceasefire in Gaza at a time when the death toll made possible by the pair's undying support for Israel stood somewhere between 40,000 and 100,000.
As for the DSA's other celebrity radical, Mayor Zohran Mamdani, for all his fiery rhetoric, the man has hardly proven himself to be much more than a red-tinted DNC shill during his short career as mayor of the wealthiest city in human history. When he isn't busy posing with Donald Trump for glorified photo-ops, Mamdani has backed Governor Kathy Hochul's strongarm strikebreaking tactics against nurses and railroad workers while keeping the NYPD's multi-billion-dollar budget and billionaire Zionist commissioner completely intact.
With all these sins considered, it's really little wonder that relatively few of the New Yorkers of color who haven't been chased out of the city by Mamdani's lily-white fan club couldn't be bothered to vote for the motherfucker or any motherfucker for that matter.
There are some legitimately (and beautifully) dangerous things going for the left in this country right now even if I can no longer personally bring myself to identify as a part of it. I have never seen so many brown girls with guns and Jewish kids against Israel. But I also can't just sit by silently and watch them get grifted by the oldest capitalist party on earth, the party of Jim Crow and Super Predators, the party that once included Donald Trump and Jeffry Epstein amongst its gilded donor class.
We could all do with a good red scare in this country, but it will never come from anyone dressed in a bipartisan leash. The two-party system is a rigged game at a bankrupt casino, and the DSA is just another slot machine near the exit. Do yourselves a great big goddamn favor, dearest motherfuckers, keep walking. We've got limousines to light in the parking lot.
Peace, Love & Empathy- Nicky/CH
Soundtrack: Songs That Influenced This Post
* Holiday in Cambodia by Dead Kennedys
* Revolution by the Beatles
* Youth Against Fascism by Sonic Youth
* Hang With Me by Robyn
* All the Young Dudes by Mott the Hoople
* Paper Planes by M.I.A.
* Kool Thing by Sonic Youth
* Only Acting by Kero Kero Bonita
* Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat by Bob Dylan
* I'll Keep It with Mine by Bettie Serveert