Everybody seems to be going fucking crazy lately and it seems to be going on everywhere you look, or at least everywhere they can jam a fucking news camera.
You see mothers smothering their own children in basement rumpus rooms before slitting their wrists and hurling themselves from second story windows. You see fed up, middle management, office workers stocking the cubicles with semiautomatic battle rifles like Rambos in chinos. And you see lonely teenage losers downloading guns off the dark web so they can pop off some viral edgelord at a campus rally and get their manifesto trending on TikTok...
Yes indeedy, all sorts of motherfuckers seem to be going crazy these days in all sorts of smashingly newsworthy ways, and that seems to suit all of the supposedly sane people who make a living covering and commenting on other peoples' madness just fine. They get to dress up in designer power suits, drown themselves in gallons of flesh-colored panache, and look all goddamn concerned while they stair deep into the camera and beg 'why?'
Why oh why in the wonderful world that they run would anyone embrace such madness and break the social contract of committing acts of mass violence without a badge or the proper government identification?
At the risk of getting canceled from the four or five places that I haven't already been cancelled from, I feel compelled as one of the crazy people being identified by these normies as an epidemic to do the unthinkable and simply ask "why not?" Seriously, fucking think about it. Just who exactly is your average American in the 21rst century?
Your average American is a compulsory monogamous/heterosexual woman subjected to just enough milquetoast liberal feminism to believe that she can and should "have it all" with "it all" being a heavily mortgaged, white picket existence in the suburbs, carting two or three screaming children to and from multiple cultish social obligations and praying she has just enough time left over to take a shit between the next Zoom meeting and burning the lasagna again for some spray-tan neanderthal who couldn't find a clitoris if it was glued to the center of his own forehead.
Your average American is a permanently terrified office rat trying to find just enough cheddar in his crowded cubicle maze to pay off the six-digit student loan that afforded him access to this supposedly middle-class internment camp, staring at a blaring computer screen for ten hours straight until the real world looks downright hallucinogenic unless it's securely pinned beneath a thin layer of glowing glass.
And your average American is a 19-year-old screen junkie fielding constant demands from role-crazy forty-year-old office rats who expect everyone under thirty to succeed like it's 1987 after voting repeatedly for deficit quadrupling candidates who made even those past paltry living standards just next door to impossible unless you turn yourself into a barely sentient human billboard on 17 different social media platforms while Slavic trolls threaten to face-rape you for not exuding the proper level of toxic masculinity determined to be sufficient by Cold War action movie standards!!
...Your average American is trapped, suffocating beneath the weight of a decaying civilization defined by the totally manufactured standards of an empire that only exists on television now. Your average American is bored, terrified, overworked, underpaid, overstimulated, heavily medicated and hopelessly in debt. Your average American is fucked; surrounded on all sides by forever wars, climate catastrophe, economic stagnation and constant adds disguised as softcore child pornography...
So, then why the fuck shouldn't they go fucking crazy? I was raped into a lifetime of traumagenic disassociation by rabid papists as a preschooler and even I feel bad for the beige plight of the average American.
The current prevailing definition of mental illness is essentially making a violent break from mainstream reality but in 2026, mainstream reality itself is violently broken.
The various hierarchical constructs afforded the ability to define what should or shouldn't constitute acceptable behavior in our society are pretty much all the product of the same elitist, pseudo-intellectual, enlightenment that brought us such modern miracles as the factory, the prison, the asylum, suburbia, scientific racism, artificial intelligence, freeways, smartphones, assault weapons, fracking, data centers and the nuclear bomb.
And these constructs are manned by the same professional observer class, the same fetid swamp of professors, lobbyists, shrinks, politicians and other network TV anointed talking heads who slap their hands together and bark like starving seals every time a sharply dressed man in an oval office commits a war crime in the name of humanitarianism or every time we use literal Holocaust technology and trillions of tax dollars to hurl another dozen assholes into outer space.
This is the violence of the normal. But somehow the real crime is when one of us gets the crazy notion of committing an act of lesser savagery outside the confines of some convoluted social contract, not because it's wrong, but because the demigods of Western Civilization haven't given it their official stamp of normalcy yet.
In such a carefully scripted and heavily edited television dystopia, every act of unsanctioned violence that breaks the script becomes something of a revolutionary act but that doesn't make such happenings honorable. Insanity should be celebrated in such terminally unwell times, but the crazy can do better. We can do better than preying on each other for the intellectual delight of the "begging why" class.
So, please, I beg you, put down your fucking phone and take a look at the asshole to your left and the asshole to your right; odds are they are both fellow lunatics who are just as bored as you, so please, don't fucking shoot them. There is so little ammunition and so many heinous shiny things to shoot it with.
By all means, embrace the revolutionary properties of our collective madness but do so with the creativity and empathy that it deserves.
Show me the mother who trains her children how to make a Davidian sling from a Wonder Bra before setting them loose to smash all the Flock cameras on the block while she spends the next Zoom meeting masturbating with her husband's golf trophy just beneath the laptop. Show me the office rat who organizes his cubicle cellblock into one big post-apocalyptic role-playing game that restarts every time management isn't looking while collective productivity slowly slides on a level too massive to fire. And show me the 19-year-old screen junkie who can hack the grid with an iPhone and set the office LARPers free...
Let's go nuts, dearest motherfuckers, but let's do it right. If Western Civilization is the real sickness, then a celebration of communal madness could be just what Gaia ordered.
Peace, Love & Empathy- Nicky/CH
Soundtrack: Songs that Influenced this Post
* Big White Cloud by John Cale
* Kill Me by Phoebe Bridgers
* Ever by Flipper
* Natural High by Perfume Genius
* Teenage Lobotomy by the Ramones
* Lithium by Phoebe Bridgers
* The Money Will Roll Right In by Fang
* Never Enough by Turnstile
* For You Too by Yo La Tengo
* I'll Keep It with Mine by Bettie Serveert
* Sit Down by James